Our jackass cat just knocked over a cup of water on my nightstand.  For whatever reason, he's fascinated by cups of water.  He'll stare at them, stick his paw in it until he touches the water, take a few sips, and repeat.  After a while, he gets bored and knocks over the cup, spilling water everywhere.  This time, the cup was fairly empty, and I was able to catch the cup before it spilled everywhere.  To get revenge, I decided to pore some of the water onto Stewie.  Unfortunately, some of the water splashed off his back and landed on my alarm clock.  I think the radio ON button got shorted because no matter how many buttons I push, it won't turn off.  So, it looks like I need a new alarm clock.